You know it's time to have a baby when...

5.  Even when wearing maternity clothes, you can feel a breeze up your shirt signaling that your stomach is showing from below.
4. Complete strangers comment on your "cute little belly ball" and want to touch it. When you tell them there is a month to go, you get a "You poor soul" look and then they quickly walk away.
3. The weight and the inches increase daily rather than monthly.
2. Getting in and out of bed, a chair, or a car proves to be nearly impossible, and extremely painful. Don't even mention the floor. 
1. MEN comment on how large your belly is. Yes, that is MEN.  And not just men you know...