Family for Sale

Today at dinner we were talking about things that we need to sell.  (We have a lot of duplicate stuff and things that just don't get used that we would like to sell to earn some money.)  Steve was joking around with Carter and said "I think we should sell the Wii".  Carter was not happy with that!  He begged and pleaded that we don't sell the Wii.  We started on the "Would you rather's..." such as, "would you rather sell all your movies or all your toys", "Would you rather sell your light sabers or your Star Wars game", Etc.  Somehow it got turned to, "would you rather sell Elli or the Wii?"  Then on to mommy, daddy, etc.  Needless to say, we learned a lot at dinner tonight.  Primarily, that our son would rather sell all of us than his Wii.  Specifically, he would sell me to "Camerica", Elli to "California", and Steve to "the ocean".  Although Steve is worst off because he "wont even have a diving board in the ocean and has to wear his clothes."  Elli is at least "close to Disneyland."  And as for me, I am just plain, "sold to Camerica".